I’m feeling spunky today. Let’s see how creative I can get.
What’s your return policy?
You can return me- no questions asked- within 30 days of purchase following these conditions:
- You will only return me to Northern California or Mexico
- You will fly me Business Class…. or first. I don’t know which one is better. But I capitalized Business, so let’s do this!
- You will not fly me to Washington D.C. (no offense guys, it’s too aggressive for me)
Do you ship overseas and to P.O. boxes?
Well Frank, we sure do.
Look at the answer above for more details.
Do you have customer service?
Honestly? Let’s just get to the point. No bullshit. Let’s understand each other and be clear. Always. We have to be on the same page to move up in this world.